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My Fic [Nov. 3rd, 2020|12:51 am]
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In one handy place, here is all my fic. Warnings: flowery language, pretentiousness, folklore references, incest, juvenile humor. You can also find most of these on my page at Archive of Our Own.

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SPN_J2_BIGBANG 2010 MASTER POST [Aug. 14th, 2010|07:26 am]
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Fic Title: You Say the Dead Need No Physician
Author Name: Catja Mikhailovic/kitsune13
Artist Name: violateraindrop
Genre: Wincest
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~21,500
Warnings/Spoilers: Set vaguely post-season 5, but very much seasons 1 and 2 in spirit – this is totally old-school casefile Wincest, baby.
Summary: Love happens, and you have to go where it goes.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Notes and Thanks

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Text-Only PDF (252 KB)
PDF With Art (highly recommended) (4.02 MB)
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You Say the Dead Need No Physician, Notes and Thanks [Aug. 14th, 2010|07:15 am]
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Notes and ThanksCollapse )
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You Say the Dead Need No Physician, 4/4 [Aug. 14th, 2010|07:04 am]
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I’ll be content with nothing less than my whole heart’s delightCollapse )
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You Say the Dead Need No Physician, 3/4 [Aug. 14th, 2010|07:02 am]
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In Death’s stern realm there is no dissemblingCollapse )
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You Say the Dead Need No Physician, 2/4 [Aug. 14th, 2010|06:58 am]
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the strange and perilous way where none walk but such as are enamored of DeathCollapse )
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You Say the Dead Need No Physician, 1/4 [Aug. 14th, 2010|06:52 am]
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My friend, that is all you know of the condition of the deadCollapse )
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My one comment on the Glee finale: [Jun. 8th, 2010|09:37 pm]
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Hey myr_soleil!

You know that scene?Collapse )
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I don't even know, you guys. [May. 12th, 2010|07:52 pm]
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So! More Glee fic from me. It's a sickness, I'm telling you.

Title: The Map is Not the Territory
Author: Catja Mikhailovic/kitsune13
Pairing: Will/Rachel
Rating: NC-17
Length: 8,700
Spoilers: Through 1.18 “Laryngitis,” but set some time after that.
Summary: To make him look forward to seeing her: that’s an achievable goal, she thinks.

Notes: For meltingconfetti, whose great vid Right Angle I had on repeat throughout the writing of this. Beta’d by the brilliant lareinenoire, who talked me down off the ledge of this story, and by the amazing jlh, who polished it to a shine: they are both wonderfully insightful writers and critics, and it was a privilege to work with them. Also, myr_soleil is a filthy, filthy enabler of my Will/Rachel love.

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(no subject) [May. 11th, 2010|05:53 pm]
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I do not have enough spoons to talk in any kind of depth about the Wincon thing -- I wasn't there, I've never been to Wincon, but many people I know and like have gone and had a great time, and it makes me really upset that their fun was compromised by others' refusal to respect boundaries and get consent. balefully, lazy_daze, setssima, impertinence, and many others have said great, important things about safe space and rape culture and victim blaming, and you should go read them.

On a much, much happier note, I am really looking forward to Glee tonight. This show is failtastic in so many ways, but I appreciate the fact that they seem to genuinely want me as a viewer, instead of, say, resenting that I'm DARING to get my nasty girl cooties all over their pristine depiction of heterosexual manliness. It's a sign of how Stockholm Syndrome-y I am about SPN that I can, in fact, still watch the show despite their active hatred, but it's nice to know it doesn't *have* to be that way. SPN SEASON FINALE THURSDAY OMG

In even happier news, I have been lucky enough to do some beta work for some awesome people. jlh has written some adorable, and by "adorable" I mean "You will want to CUDDLE THEM LIKE A FLUFFY BUNNY" stories about NuTrek's Kirk and McCoy and their true (and insanely hot) love: here and here. I'm also getting to beta on_verra's SPN Big Bang, and lareinenoire's AU Big Bang -- and let me tell you, Internets, when these go live, you will be in for a HUGE treat.

Oh! And I've been doing my own writing, too! I've been churning out Glee fic like there's no tomorrow. I've never had an easy time producing stories -- I LOVE writing fiction, but as my paltry Fic Masterlist indicates, I'm not exactly a bunny factory, and meta has always come more easily. But with Glee, I mainly want to fic, fic, and fic some more. I have, like, a half dozen stories percolating in my hard drive. (And a lot of it is PORN. Oh yes.)

Aaaaaaand, I finished the first draft of my SPN Big Bang, with like 5 minutes till deadline, and was claimed by the lovely violateraindrop! Here's my summary:

You Say the Dead Need No Physician, NC-17.
Sam and Dean are called down to Charleston, SC for a hunt: the narrowest house in the city, home of the legendary "Doctor to the Dead," is waking up after 150 years of sleep. The Doctor wished to cure dead souls of their mortal condition, and robbed graves and carried out experiments until an angry mob tore him to pieces. Why is the house waking up now, after all this time? Two local hunters, Maggie and Joe, believe that Sam and Dean, and only Sam and Dean, are capable of cleansing the house. There's something in the Doctor's house that will respond only to Sam and Dean, and in order to solve the case, they must cure the ills in their own relationship. (Sam/Dean first-time Wincest. Set vaguely post-season 5, but very much seasons 1 and 2 in spirit.)

This is the old-school Sam/Dean casefile fic I have been writing for, like, ever, that I dumped on lazy_daze last year; I finally decided to use it to lose my BB virginity. It's a riff on the title story in the classic collection of Charleston folklore Doctor to the Dead, by John Bennett; it's also a way of nostalgically reliving my own college days in the city -- I did part of my undergrad at the College of Charleston, and the Historic District was my stomping ground. I hope it turns out well -- seriously, my draft reads in places, "And then they had sex. A lot." :D
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HOLY SHIT [May. 2nd, 2010|12:45 am]
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I feel like I should have a cigarette, or something.
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GLEE DOES MADONNA [Apr. 20th, 2010|09:46 pm]
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Procrastination [Mar. 26th, 2010|12:52 am]
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Wow, avoiding working on my book is really opening the creative floodgates. Right now, I have the following in my WIP folder:

1. SPN BIG BANG HOMG: 17,000 words (so far!) of Sam/Dean casefile + slow-burning lust. lazy_daze has been advising me, so if it turns out well, it's her doing. <3

2. Glee: fucked-up Will/Rachel! Because, yes. I am desperate to exploit Will's skeeze potential, and this is the best pairing to do that in.*

3. Glee: Quinn/Rachel, because, hot. And AWESOME. Seriously, it's like Harry/Draco that I can get behind!

4. Glee, YET AGAIN: Quinn/Artie! and/or Tina/Artie! Basically, I want Artie to get lots of love.

* I have FEELINGS about pairing Will up.** I like Will/Emma, because it's puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! And I love Emma so passionately that I want her to get her man. But! Will, despite being sweet and well-meaning, is WILDLY inappropriate with his students, and has zero judgment. Zero! Thus, potentially skeevy! I am not keen on Will/Finn, because a) Finn is too stupid to be hot, and b) who makes the first move? Seriously, like either of them has the wherewithal. Will/Puck works, because Puck does everyone, sooner or later, but that's just a case of Puck completely overwhelming Will against his better judgment (of which he has NONE). Santana, too. Will/Quinn requires SO much buildup, and so much establishment of intimacy, that by the time they get around to it the skeevy is kind of... neutralized. Sort of? So saieth I, anyway. But oh, Will/Rachel. So much potential for weird, ambiguous, grey-area boundary-testing, that escalates because Will is stupid and Rachel doesn't quit. Also, Will is king of the mixed message: "Don't Stand So Close to Me" is NOT the song to discourage someone! Which is maybe exactly what he intended! But won't admit it to himself! Grey areas! LOVE.

** Of course, the ultimate Will pairing is Will/Sue, but NOBODY WRITES IT, WAAAH. There is a sad lack of Sue fic in general, because Sue!sex works best as a nameless horror that is mind-blowingly awesome AT THE SAME TIME, and that's hard to convey. Will/Sue, in particular, is TOUGH. Because he's the only character who is really in a position to stand up to her consistently, you can't just elide the sexytiems, because their push-pull power dynamic needs to be articulated, through the sex, in order for it to work. And that forces you to not merely HINT at untold depravity, but actually make some kind of choice, and *depict* said depravity. Which thus confines Sue Sylvester to specific acts and a specific language, which removes her from the realm of the EPIC into banal sexual reality. And I want Sue to be EPIC.
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I WROTE GLEE FIC, OMG [Mar. 20th, 2010|03:45 pm]
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Title: Every Rule I Had
Author: Catja Mikhailovic/kitsune13
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Quinn/Will
Rating: R
Length: 7,300
Summary: Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.

Notes: Beta’d by the lovely and amazing jlh, who is not only a great writer herself, but also a smart and thoughtful critic. Inspired in part by the terrific Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony), by Myrifique. Seriously, go read it: that story single-handedly convinced me of the awesomeness of Quinn/Will as a pairing. Well, that, and when he danced with her during “Bust a Move.” Spoilers through 1.13 “Sectionals.”

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SEND HALP [Mar. 13th, 2010|04:27 am]
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You guys, I just wrote, like, 6,000 words of Glee fic. And it's Will/Quinn, of all the wack-ass pairings. Please, lovely flist, are any of you willing to beta this beast?
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*dusts off LJ* [Mar. 6th, 2010|07:01 pm]
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Hi, flist, long time no see! <333

The past few months have involved massive buckets of shit being spewed all over my life, but things finally appear to be settling down.

I have MANY things to look forward to:

1) spn_j2_bigbang: I'm popping my Big Bang cherry! HOLD ME.


3) I have now watched the first 13 episodes of Glee, and I AM IN LOVE. They show is HUGELY FLAWED -- mainly in the realm of "not nearly as progressive and diverse as it thinks it is" -- but, after SPN, a show that lets its women and minorities live! and do fun stuff! is a step up. If I ever leave my husband for someone, it will be Jane Lynch. Or Quinn. Also Will, despite his idiocy, is so painfully cute I cannot help loving him. I call him Bad Idea Dude, because every time he does something, I'm like, "bad idea, dude." (Singing "Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl," while dancing sexy, to your STUDENT WHO IS IN LOVE WITH YOU = bad idea, dude. The whole POINT of both those songs is that the older man is not an innocent victim of a crazy schoolgirl, but is equally desperate with desire and trying to resist it -- "temptation, frustration/so bad it makes him cry." Jesus, Will, you're a DUMBASS.) But still: CUTE. Also, MERCEDES OWNS MY SOUL. And Kurt makes me cry. So, yeah.

3a) How much do I love the fact that Glee has a metric asston of femslash? AND IT'S CANON? LOTS. *inhales Brittany/Santana*

4) Did I mention SPN SIXTH SEASON?!
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Bits and pieces [Dec. 10th, 2009|03:32 am]
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Thank you to missyjack, heidi8, girlmostlikely, bookshop, and anonymous: I now have lovely snowflakes all over my profile! <3333

I have Thoughts about the last few episodes of SPN, but am not remotely coherent. Mainly they involve frustration with the gender issues, which I'm sure surprises exactly none of you. Just read giandujakiss, she says it better anyway.

In the meantime, I am writing FANFIC, again. Oh yes! lazy_daze has once again worked her mojo, and I am signed up for spn_j2_xmas, for the second time. And this fucker, let me say, is HUGE. It is also unabashedly old-school first-time Golden Age of Wincest Sam/Dean OTP 4EVAH indulgence, which, yeah. :D

In non-SPN news, I am absurdly excited about the Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief trailer. I mean, Chris Columbus, but BOROMIR is Zeus, LUCIUS VORENUS is Poseidon, ALAN PARTRIDGE is Hades, STELLA BONASERA is Athena, and ADAM MILLIGAN is Luke. If Columbus can do nothing else, he can cast. I find the books kind of clunky in places, and for a good (ha!) Hellenic Pagan, rather reductive, but they're sweet-natured and entertaining, and the gods are taken seriously.
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2009|10:45 pm]
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Am HOME from London, where I got LOTS of work done, and didn't get to spend as much time with friends as I would have liked, but AWESOME nonetheless. *smooches lazy_daze and kay_taylor* Update later.

Oh yeah, there was that show I kinda like that was on tonight:

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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2009|10:01 pm]
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Yesterday lazy_daze and I spent TWELVE HOURS wandering London and squeeing about a) Sam and Dean and their passionate love affair, b) J2 and their teeth-hurtingly adorable love affair, and c) the GENIUS that is Misha Collins. TWELVE HOURS! It was SPECTACULARLY AWESOME and she is adorable and hilarious and brilliant and eeeeeeee!!! *insert KEYSMASH here*

Clearly, I need to move to London, so she can entertain me more often! WITH AWESOME J2 PROPOSAL FIC, EVEN.
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Department of Procrastination: AWESOME Division [Apr. 19th, 2009|05:17 am]
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I... think I'm in love. SEND HALP.
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